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Dave Releases 30 Animal Guides And Theyre So Ridiculous, Theyre Hilarious

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The animal kingdom is huge and unless you’re my colleague, Justė, who’s like a walking encyclopedia (seriously, the woman knows everything, point to a random bug on the ground and she’ll tell you all about its ancestors a million years ago), it’s impossible to know everything about it. So, to broaden your understanding of the beings we share Earth with, UK TV channel Dave launched an online campaign titled What the bloody hell is a … ?

During it, the channel shared pictures of various animals along with some of their defining characteristics. And yes, the descriptions aren’t completely legit. Well, actually, they’re almost pure fiction. But they’re so ridiculous, they’re kinda genius. Continue scrolling and you’ll understand what I mean.

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5 out of 6 of this is me, therefore I am a penguin.

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Launched in 1998, Dave uses its social media to create absolute nonsense. Like their animal guides. “It’s always good to learn new things about the natural world, even if the facts aren’t always 100% true,” a Dave spokesperson told Bored Panda.

Usually, the channel’s social media team comes up with the ideas for such campaigns. “We use our Facebook page, Instagram and Twitter to promote our TV shows, but we also like to make content to make our followers laugh as they are checking their newsfeeds!” the spokesperson said.

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Suirrel out of a duck? No, a mouse with wings. “Fledermaus” in German, i.e. Fluttermouse.

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There isn’t really a scheme behind how the channel communicates with their viewers online as they usually simply go with the flow. “We just see how we are feeling that day, to be honest! It could be something in the news or just something that springs to mind, there is no rhyme or reason to it!

However, if you’d also like to go through some actual animal trivia, fire up Bored Panda‘s earlier articles called 42 Interesting Animal Facts That You Can Throw Out In Casual Conversations, 30 Happy Animal Facts That Will Make You Smile, and 30 Weird Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You In School.

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Seagulls are flying artillery with poop canons.

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They will also kick the shit out of you if given half a chance.

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Last one: so you’re saying otters have sense?

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Number one LOL!

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i also can live up to 300 hundred years if i don’t die first 😉

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Come to me my sheeplings!!

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bAstArDSs

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“Stuff a duck full of America” is the best description ever!!!

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The Queen owns all The swans in England.

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The smallest horse ever actually just really far away – LOL!!

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Llama bean!! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Points for accuracy. scary devils them.

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Ever heard of the Great Emu War? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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The last one – haha!

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A parrot being hoovered…that’s hilarious.

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Fun fact: In Dutch, the word for squirrel (eekhoorn) differs only 1 letter from the word for unicorn (eenhoorn). Therefore, squirrels are 95% as magical als unicorns. People have occasionally spotted rainbow farts coming from squirrels.

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Wow, I have that same water allergy.

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God save the queens, she’s our only hope. I mean, we can’t use tea, it’d be against our nature, not proper at all!

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Opossum on a half shell!

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Damn that anti-laser eyes law of 1990….

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how many times have you tried? any less then 57 and you’re bound to fail…

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The correct term is “Danger Noodle”

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And Even a grown man with u huge hat and a dog with a weird little laugh in a racecar can’t catch it.

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and they don’t care…

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Water pheasant

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The oldest dolphin ever died. I can’t wrap my head around what this means.

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What is the exact number of eels that you can tie in a knot and stay in the aquarium? Asking for a friend with tickets to the aquarium this weekend.

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